This is me

I feel like I spend all day being a referee. The kids come to me constantly "Lathen's not sharing" "Kiera hit me" "It's my turn" Usually one kid comes with some complaint and the other is right behind with some counter complaint. I feel like I should just put on a black and white stripped shirt and start handing out red timeout cards. "That's it mister, red card, go to your room!" You would think after a few trips to their rooms they would give up on telling me every little thing that happens, but no they just keep coming! It wouldn't be half as bad except their complaints are over everything so it is a constant battle and the fact that they can't just tell me that have to scream it or do it in the most whinny voice. Often while continuing to fight with each other while we are trying to settle the fight that brought them to me.
Does anyone have any earplugs?!